Retirement Quotes, Sayings about Retiring

"The trouble with retirement is that you never get a day off. ~Abe Lemons

When a man retires and time is no longer a matter of urgent importance, his colleagues generally present him with a watch. ~R.C. Sherriff

When a man retires, his wife gets twice the husband but only half the income. ~Chi Chi Rodriguez

A retired husband is often a wife's full-time job. ~Ella Harris

Retired is being twice tired, I've thought First tired of working, Then tired of not. ~Richard Armour

Retirement: It's nice to get out of the rat race, but you have to learn to get along with less cheese. ~Gene Perret

I'm retired - goodbye tension, hello pension! ~Author Unknown

Retirement: World's longest coffee break. ~Author Unknown"

The question isn't at what age I want to retire, it's at what income. ~George Foreman

Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf. ~Gene Perret

Golf is played by twenty million mature American men whose wives think they are out having fun. ~Jim Bishop